Sunday, September 1, 2013

How To Be Cool By Rafferty

How To Be Cool
Rafferty

In this blog, you will learn the most advanced tips to become the coolest anywhere. There is also a vine video that comes with these steps. Please consider the following and you will become the coolest person ever! Follow the steps and you will learn to be cool in just a few minutes!


1. Where are the fans?
Every cool person has a lot of fans; even if its a cooling fan, or fans, you've just got to have them. You always have to stay cool to stay cool, never let yourself sweat even if its 40 degrees. Fans are one of the most important things you need to be cool; keep that in mind if you want to stay cool. 



2. Everyone loves cones! Cones have been the trend since the 1914's! You can use ice-cream cones or even traffic cones as the coolest accessory. Add them to you arms, legs, or use them as a cap to increase your level of popularity! You will always be cool no matter what you're wearing when you have your cones with you!



3. Stylish sun glasses
You can either wear colorful sunglasses or even plain black. Every cool person needs to keep their eyes protected from the heat and others would start to wear sunglasses because they increase your coolness level. The darker your sunglasses are, the more you will be able to see. Always have an extravaganza of sunglasses at home in case you lose them and you are losing your disguise. 



4. A Distinctive Accent
Speaking your own made up language is cool in all ways, even if the others don't understand it, they will start to speak your language as well. An example of a language is "skahlabtk" which means hello. Pronouncing it correctly is the most important thing about your accent. Everyone will 
understand you even if you're talking to aliens! 




5. A Pink Sweater

Having a pink sweater is also a very important thing you need to be cool because if you didn't have a pink sweater, you would be known as the weirdo. You should tie it around your waist and use it as a belt. Using a pink sweater as a belt also allows you walk slower because the coolness is weighing your self down. 




6. Add them all together
Adding them all together at the same time maximizes your coolness level. You should wear your sunglasses first, add the sweater to your waist, put on the cones on your arms, legs and head, then put fans around you and speak with your unique accent. You have now learned the most secret tips of being cool. 

Warning, we are not responsible for any injuries with the cones and you should use your coolness for good causes. Congratulations, you have mastered the tips of being cool. Good luck and stay cool!

1 comment:

  1. Another good one Raf.

    I like the way you write, its very interesting and keeps the audience wanting more. I would suggest that you look at your editing before posting to make sure it looks perfect. Some titles are separated, some are not. Finally, use a thesaurus. In the first paragraph you say cool a little too much. A thesaurus can eliminate the repetitiveness.

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